So as I see it, I have finally recovered from the curse placed on me by Thanksgiving and the HBS. It was a week of excess. Every pie in sight? I ate it. Every whisky served and poured into my glass was slowly but surely sipped and eventually downed entirely. That turkey was gobbled; no pun intended. Every single taco served to me after each party at around 3AM was devoured whole! As I sit here writing this after an extense workout consisting of hours of cardio and weight training, I weep. Yes indeed I weep for I think I may have consumed enough food and drink to sustain Luxembourg's economy for a month. My jeans? They still close. My gut? Pops out a bit more. I utterly refuse to be fat. Ever. You know what? I hear that they're making spanx for men now. I'll be right back
-J.Saenz
Did you have Happy Holidays?
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